Entertainment in Nullsec

Summary: TonyCandthejets comes to 0.0 in a Velator. He flies to a POS and loses his ship. He joins our ratting fleet and I pop his pod (poorly) after warping to him at range.

[01:53:09] TonyCandthejets > Hai thar
[01:53:22] TonyCandthejets > Is this where I get free isk?
[01:53:28] TonyCandthejets > lolol
[01:53:29] Jacques Batoche > possibly
[01:54:02] TonyCandthejets > I have come a very long way from the secret world of space horses
[01:54:30] J B > in a velator?
[01:54:36] TonyCandthejets > Yes...
[01:54:43] TonyCandthejets > To my people it is a sacred ship
[01:54:43] J B > lol
[01:55:07] TonyCandthejets > The god of space horses once sat on a metal rock and the result was the very first velator
[01:55:22] J B > i see...
[01:56:04] TonyCandthejets > I represent the Church of the Space Horse, and I would be happy to collect donations
[01:56:41] J B > Well I sent you one.
[01:57:03] TonyCandthejets > thanks
[01:57:10] J B > I hope that will help your sacred church in its mission.
[01:57:44] TonyCandthejets > It will
[02:01:41] TonyCandthejets > Soo.. where you guys at?
[02:01:55] J B > Oh you know, we're around
[02:04:02] TonyCandthejets > Where specifically
[02:04:18] J B > Oh nowhere specifically
[02:04:32] TonyCandthejets > I want to mine with you.
[02:04:35] TonyCandthejets > invite me to your fleet
[02:04:37] SW > that's not true - I am specifically right next to you Jaques!
[02:04:50] J B > Aha I must concede you are correct.
[02:05:09] SW > I could tickle your ships thrusters if I weren't a married man!
[02:05:15] TonyCandthejets > It's not like I have a huge fleet of velators comming to suicide gank you or anything
[02:05:27] TonyCandthejets > Just tell me I wanna be a cool space cow guy
[02:05:31] TonyCandthejets > who isnt a cow
[02:05:45] J B > Alright come to planet 0 moon 00
[02:06:55] TonyCandthejets > ?
[02:07:07] J B > That's where we are

(Tony warps his Velator to a POS)

[02:08:04] TonyCandthejets > Those guns will kill me wont they?
[02:08:20] TonyCandthejets > YIKES
[02:08:22] J B > They shouldn't
[02:08:23] TonyCandthejets > they did
[02:08:28] TonyCandthejets > Mean guns..
[02:08:35] TonyCandthejets > RELIGIOUS INTOILERENCE!
[02:08:37] J B > lol
[02:09:12] TonyCandthejets > why dose it shoost me?
[02:09:24] SW > because you are on the wrong side
[02:09:33] J B > and because you're a retard
[02:10:13] TonyCandthejets > wrong side?
[02:10:22] TonyCandthejets > Heresy
[02:10:30] TonyCandthejets > The space cow is the true path.
[02:11:04] J B > Oh I thought the one true path was that of the space whore.
[02:11:14] TonyCandthejets > same thing
[02:11:25] TonyCandthejets > the cow vagina... very spacious
[02:11:29] TonyCandthejets > like null sec
[02:11:37] TonyCandthejets > concord dont go there
[02:12:30] J B > sometimes i wish they did
[02:12:32] J B > ......
[02:12:51] TonyCandthejets > So are you guys going yo grant me entry to your super special blue treehouse?
[02:13:10] SW > sure. come to belt 1-1
[02:13:29] SW > show the handshake and you can be in
[02:13:40] TonyCandthejets > I have no hands only tendrils
[02:13:50] SW > even better. gooey....
[02:13:53] J B > Well then the special tendril shake
[02:14:47] TonyCandthejets > Sorry I don't touch other peoples tendrils
[02:14:55] SW > it's unclean
[02:16:37] J B > you can come ratting with us dood, we're at belt 7-1 killing battleships
[02:19:21] TonyCandthejets > I want to go inside the blue
[02:19:28] TonyCandthejets > so I can dock
[02:19:54] SW > Flotilla admirmal in 1-2!
[02:19:57] J B > cant dock at a pos
[02:20:31] TonyCandthejets > Why cant you dock at a pos?
[02:20:44] J B > nowhere to do
[02:20:48] TonyCandthejets > can I at least come inside it so I can hide from yoyo
[02:20:49] J B > dock*
[02:22:14] TonyCandthejets > I am hiding from skinnyeric1 and yoyo
[02:22:31] TonyCandthejets > If they cant get to me inside the blue sploog field then thats where I must hide
[02:24:18] TonyCandthejets > What is the password
[02:24:20] TonyCandthejets > LEt me in
[02:24:39] TonyCandthejets > I promise I will do it in the grass

(Tony accepts a fleet invite from J B - and I warp to him, landing inside the POS shields - then I scoot out as quick as I can)

[02:26:22] J B > warp to me at 30km

(sensor booster, web/scram, one shot medium railgun)

[02:28:33] SW > bye!
[02:28:44] TonyCandthejets > friendly fir
[02:28:54] TonyCandthejets > esemper fie
[02:29:44] SW > oops. I think I shot his pod
[02:29:51] J B > dam you!
[02:30:24] SW > I landed in the shields and couldn't target him at first
[02:30:35] J B > haha